Adam Levine Thinks Honey Boo Boo May Have Been Who the Mayans Were Talking About
Despite being a coach on 'The Voice,' which makes amateur singers perform in a boxing ring while Cee Lo Green shows off his exotic animal collection, Adam Levine has gone on record saying it's actually Honey Boo Boo who carries the weight of society's downfall on her tiny little shoulders.
Damn. First she's blamed for car wrecks when she wasn't even there, and now this happens. Sister can't catch a break.
Levine's anger-filled diatribe occurred during an interview with GQ magazine, which asked the Maroon 5 frontman which was scarier: waking up and no longer being famous, or waking up and being one of Honey Boo Boo's parents?
“Seriously, Honey Boo Boo is the DECAY of Western civilization," he said. "That show is literally The. Worst. Thing. That’s. Ever. Happened.”
Hyperbole. It's not just for breakfast anymore.
As for HBB's parents, he had this to say: “It’s complete f---ing ignorance and the most despicable way to treat your kids. F--- those people ... F--- those idiots."
And in case you somehow missed the point: “Just to clarify, I said, F--- THOSE PEOPLE."
Holiday fun for Levine's friends: Make him some 'Here Comes Honey Boo Boo' DVDs for Christmas, film the reaction, and put it on YouTube.
But duck when he opens the box. Safety first and all.