Cassandra Rose is a freelance writer and an avid bibliophile with a B.A. from Rutgers University in English and Medieval Studies. On the rare occasion that real life isn't getting in the way, she spends her free time being snarky under the Twitter handle yrchmonger and contributing to the literary blog Bibliomantics. She currently lives in New Jersey where she was raised on a steady diet of Mel Brooks, British comedies and pop culture.
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Celebrity Hackers Make Life Even Worse for Stars’ Lawyers, Accountants + Managers
As if it's not difficult enough to be a bean counter, legal representative or business manager for people like Hulk Hogan, Mel Gibson, Kim Kardashian and Kanye West, now those professionals have to deal with strangers heckling their private phone lines.
Seems that massive breach that revealed the finances of those celebrities also resulted in the phone numbers of their business teams being leaked.
Lindsay Lohan Is In a Movie Directed by the ShamWow Guy and We Can’t Even [VIDEO]
Because Lindsay Lohan's life has come to this, she's not just making cameos in films like 'Scary Movie 5' -- she's also appearing in something called 'InAPPropriate Comedy,' which inexplicably stars Oscar winner Adrien Brody and was directed by Vince Offer. Whom you may know better as the guy from the ShamWow commercials.
Obviously, anyone is allowed to make movies these days. Even dudes in chees
Dennis Rodman Has Big Plans to Ride in the Popemobile + Meet a Deity [VIDEO]
Dennis Rodman has an ambitious agenda planned for his time in Vatican city: riding around in the Popemobile, creating peace deals with the newly elected pontiff and, you know, just basically being Dennis Rodman.
Will Smith Sits Young Justin Bieber Down + Gives Him Some Much-Needed Fatherly Advice
As we've previously reported, all his actions seem to indicate that Justin Bieber is going off the deep end. Thankfully for him, Will Smith has been around to talk him off the high dive and convince him that squeaking violent threats at reporters is really not the answer.
FBI Warns Celebs to Lock Down Bank Accounts as Hackers May Be Withdrawing Cash
As we learned yesterday, multiple celebrity financial accounts were hacked, resulting in their social security information, mortgages, car loans and credit card accounts showing up on the internet. Among the targets were Jay-Z, Beyonce, Mel Gibson, Hulk Hogan, President Obama and his wife Michelle, Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, Hillary Clinton, and Vice President Joe Biden.
Now the celeb hackers h
Justin Timberlake Plays Coy About His Kanye West ‘Feud’ on Jimmy Fallon [VIDEO]
After his fifth hosting stint on 'Saturday Night Live' on March 9, Justin Timberlake continued his television domination by kicking off “Justin Timberlake Week” on 'Late Night With Jimmy Fallon,' where he'll be the special guest and musical guest all week.
And for his first trick, he addressed his so-called-feud with Kanye West.
Edward Norton + Fiancee Shauna Robertson Are Expecting a Baby
Edward Norton is expecting his first child with his fiancee, producer Shauna Robertson. And she's due to pop any day now.
What, no months and months of attention-grabbing talk about her growing midsection? You're doing celebrity parenting all wrong, Mr. Norton.
Kelly Osbourne Released From the Hospital With a ‘Clean Bill of Health’
E! 'Fashion Police' co-host Kelly Osbourne is finally being sprung from the hospital after having a seizure while taping on March 7. She was released with a “clean bill of health” after her five-day stint in the least fashionable thing ever: a hospital gown.
Hopefully her colleague and unofficial Queen of Mean, Joan Rivers, didn't make fun of her too much for it.
Justin Bieber Cancels Second Show in Portugal, Possibly Due to Poor Ticket Sales
Justin Bieber canceled his second show in Portugal, and it had nothing to do with health problems or paparazzi beatdowns.
Instead, it could be for a reason with which he's entirely unfamiliar: a simple lack of interest.
Brooke Shields May Join ‘The View,’ But Elisabeth Hasselbeck Could Be Staying Put
Sounds like actress Brooke Shields may be joining the daytime talk show 'The View' following an announcement that long-running host Joy Behar is leaving. And despite previous stories stating otherwise, controversial co-host Elisabeth Hasselbeck may not be going anywhere after all.
George Clooney + Stacy Keibler’s Relationship May Be Past Its Sell-By Date
Sounds like Stacy Keibler and George Clooney are on their way to splitsville, with the silver fox once again reclaiming his Bachelor of the Millennium title. (We might have made up that honorary.)
Justin Bieber Tried to Beat Down a Photographer Who Basically Called Him a Wanker [VIDEO]
Justin Bieber is continuing his downward spiral into WTF-dom. And we've gotta admit, it gets more entertaining by the day.
After the Biebs emerged from a hospital in Central London where he was convalescing for breathing related problems, the paparazzi were waiting outside to talk to him. Like they do.
So of course he lunged and threatened to "beat the f---" out of one of them.