Cassandra Rose is a freelance writer and an avid bibliophile with a B.A. from Rutgers University in English and Medieval Studies. On the rare occasion that real life isn't getting in the way, she spends her free time being snarky under the Twitter handle yrchmonger and contributing to the literary blog Bibliomantics. She currently lives in New Jersey where she was raised on a steady diet of Mel Brooks, British comedies and pop culture.
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Chris Brown Rants On Instagram About How Hard It Is to Be Him [UPDATED]
UPDATED: According to Brown's reps, this whole thing was the work of a hoaxster. One of his mouthpieces told Gossip Cop, “It’s fake. He currently doesn’t have an Instagram.” Which could be an attempt at damage control, or it could be the truth. You decide.
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Chris Brown recently took to his Instagram account, which he made private after a fight with singer Frank Ocean, to complain about how har
Pink Somehow Fixed Her Marriage Despite All Those Dolts Who Don’t Think She’s Pretty
Grammy-nominated artist and all-around badass Pink was recently featured in Redbook magazine, opening up about her reconciliation with her husband (former freestyle motorcross racer Carey Hart) and discussing how she's convinced herself she's not pretty -- thanks to a whole lot of help from idiots on the outside.
The Best Celebrity Super Bowl Commercials Ever
The Super Bowl is a day for food, booze, puppies and funny commercials. Oh, and occasionally football, but let's be honest -- it's mostly about indulging our stomachs and paying semi-attention to the game to get to the ads.
More Evidence Proves Ashton Kutcher + Steve Jobs Were Separated at Birth [PHOTO]
Let's play a game. Based on the image at left, which side is Apple founder Steve Jobs and which side is Ashton Kutcher, the actor playing him in the upcoming biopic 'jOBS'?
Matt Damon Kidnaps Jimmy Kimmel, Says His Show Sucks + Takes It Over Himself [VIDEOS]
Pretty much every night for the past decade, late night host Jimmy Kimmel has said Matt Damon would be a guest on his titular show -- and then at the end of each program, Kimmel always claims Damon's appearance had to be scrapped for time reasons.
On Thursday night, Matt got his revenge. He kidnapped Jimmy and completely took over his show, thus ending the running joke that was told a total of 1,
Beyonce Doesn’t Understand the Lip-Sync Controversy. And Really, Neither Do We.
If you're not tired of this already, the Beyonce-gate lip-sync controversy continues.
Did she or didn't she use a pre-recorded track during her inauguration performance of 'The Star-Spangled Banner'? Does it detract from her nonetheless amazing (and un-doctored) performance? And how many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop?
Bey can't answer that last one, but she does have s
Kelly Osbourne Engaged to a Guy Who Isn’t Scared of Having Ozzy as a Father-in-Law
Looks like the Osbournes are about to add to the clan -- Kelly has reportedly been "secretly engaged" to her boyfriend of over a year, chef Matthew Mosshart, for several weeks now.
Taylor Swift Is Embarrassed That Her Revolving Door Relationships Amuse Us
Taylor Swift wants the world to take her seriously as an artist and wants more attention paid to her music and less to her love life. Which, as a celebrity who collects boyfriends like some hoarders collect cats, just isn't happening.
Katie Couric Scores First On-Camera Interview With Manti Te’o to Discuss His Dead Hologram Girlfriend
Oprah may have gotten the big Lance Armstrong sit-down, but he's already yesterday's news. The disgraced athlete du jour? That's Notre Dame linebacker Manti Te’o, whose imaginary girlfriend (and her fake death) have grabbed headlines since last week.
Everyone wanted his first on-camera interview about the scandal -- and in another example of sisters doin' it for themselves, Katie Couric snagged th
Britney Spears Has Three Very Wealthy Las Vegas-Based Suitors
A trio of Sin City hotels are currently having a bidding war over who will get Britney Spears and her fleet of babysitters (minus one) to take up musical residence on the Las Vegas strip.
Lady Gaga Wants to Rescue Neverland Ranch + Basically Become Michael Jackson
In her continuing quest to buy everything Michael Jackson ever touched, Lady Gaga has now set her sights on the enormous adult playground that is Neverland Ranch.
‘Twilight’ Nominated for All the Razzies Ever
Hollywood has its Golden Globes and its Oscars, but us humbler folks have the Razzies, an awards show created to honor the very worst in cinema. From painful movies to pathetic acting, the Razzies have spent more than three decades punishing the worst of the worst with a $5 award that's glamorously spray-painted gold.
And this year, there was one clear frontrunner in the list of nominees: 'The Twi