Cassandra Rose is a freelance writer and an avid bibliophile with a B.A. from Rutgers University in English and Medieval Studies. On the rare occasion that real life isn't getting in the way, she spends her free time being snarky under the Twitter handle yrchmonger and contributing to the literary blog Bibliomantics. She currently lives in New Jersey where she was raised on a steady diet of Mel Brooks, British comedies and pop culture.
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Ashton Kutcher Is Steve Jobs and It’s Actually Kinda Terrifying
Yes, Ashton Kutcher will still be starring as Steve Jobs in the biopic tentatively titled 'jOBS,' and yes, we still think they should consider changing the name.
Maybe 'iJobs.' Or 'Steve iJobs.' Or 'Steve Jobs Now Lives in the iClouds.' Something.
Snooki Shares Her Bountiful Motherly Wisdom With William + Kate
A royal baby is on the way for Prince William and Kate Middleton, and who better to give them tips on pregnancy and childcare than 'Jersey Shore' star Snooki.
Trust her -- she's been a mom for four whole months to one baby who's still alive. Isn't that enough?
StarDust: Lady Gaga Is Trying to Steal Michael Jackson’s Essence + More
- Lady Gaga bought 55 Michael Jackson items at auction and plans to imbue their power.
Adam Levine Thinks Honey Boo Boo May Have Been Who the Mayans Were Talking About
Despite being a coach on 'The Voice,' which makes amateur singers perform in a boxing ring while Cee Lo Green shows off his exotic animal collection, Adam Levine has gone on record saying it's actually Honey Boo Boo who carries the weight of society's downfall on her tiny little shoulders.
Damn. First she's blamed for car wrecks when she wasn't even there, and now this happens. Sister can't catch
IRS to Lindsay Lohan: All Your Bank Accounts Are Belong to Us
As if being arrested (yet again) for punching psychics in the face wasn't enough tabloid fodder for Lindsay Lohan, the IRS has now seized all her bank accounts for an unpaid tax bill.
Thus giving "poor LiLo" a whole new meaning.
Hugh Hefner + Crystal Harris Are Engaged Again
Remember that time Playboy magnate Hugh Hefner was dating that young, attractive blonde?
No, not that one. Not that one either. Or that one. Or those two.
Yes, Chris Brown + Rihanna Are Back Together [PHOTO]
Despite spending Halloween and Thanksgiving side-by-side, Chris Brown and Rihanna have continued to pretend everyone is too stupid to realize they're back together.
So maybe this picture of her straddling him is their official coming-out. On the plus side, at least she's wearing all her clothes this time.
It Takes a Lot of People to Keep ‘Survivor’ Contestants Alive [INFOGRAPHIC]
In the 25 seasons of 'Survivor' -- in which contestants are “stranded” on a desert island and tasked with competing in challenges, catching their own food, building their own shelters, not dying, and dealing with Jeff Probst -- a whole slew of medical professionals has toiled behind the scenes to make sure no one leaves in a body bag.
John Travolta Is Using His Scientology Powers to Heal People Now
Thanks to the mystical alien powers of Scientology, John Travolta can now heal the sick, raise the dead and fly. Or at least “cure” injured people of debilitating pain thanks to a special super secret technique called “an assist.”
Yeah, we know. Just smile and nod. It's safest that way.
Justin Bieber + Selena Gomez Look Like They’re Back Together. Whee.
On-again-off-again-on-again (does it really matter anymore?) couple Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez were recently seen together having a romantic dinner, prompting Jelena fangirls everywhere to start planning their future wedding and photoshopping what their babies might look like.
Gwen Stefani + Gavin Rossdale’s Marriage Is Safe, You Guys. He Was Just Touching His Sister.
Seems Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale's marriage is fine, thanks, despite that perfectly-timed picture that made it seem like Rossdale was hands-on with more than just his kids.
Kim Kardashian Hipchecks Justin Bieber to Reclaim ‘Most Searched Person’ Crown
According to a recent report from the search engine Bing, Kim Kardashian has once again been named the "most searched person of the year," retaking her title back from the 2011 champ, Justin Bieber.
But first things first. People actually use Bing?