Cassandra Rose is a freelance writer and an avid bibliophile with a B.A. from Rutgers University in English and Medieval Studies. On the rare occasion that real life isn't getting in the way, she spends her free time being snarky under the Twitter handle yrchmonger and contributing to the literary blog Bibliomantics. She currently lives in New Jersey where she was raised on a steady diet of Mel Brooks, British comedies and pop culture.
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Mitt Romney, Madonna + More Land on GQ’s List of 2012’s Least Influential People
Barbara Walters may have her generically boring 'Most Fascinating People' list for 2012, but to us, GQ's 'Least Influential People' list is a lot more interesting.
Favorites include failed presidential candidate Mitt Romney, vehicular danger Amanda Bynes, palate destroyer Guy Fieri, the hilariously titled "Whoever Directed John Carter," and perennial Oscar host Billy Crystal.
Congratula
StarDust: Jared Leto Is Now a Frightening Alien Monster + More
- Jared Leto shaved off his eyebrows to play a lady. Or a lady alien. We're not sure.
Gavin Rossdale Is Hands-On With His Kids – And Also Maybe the Nanny
On a hiking trip with his children Kingston (age 6) and Zuma (4), Gavin Rossdale, aka Mr. Gwen Stefani, was photographed with his hand on the very attractive nanny's very attractive backside.
Of course he could've just been steadying her in that one second when the pic was snapped, but that does not good tabloid fodder make.
Amanda Bynes Is Back With Less Vengeance + More Turbans [PHOTOS]
After dropping off the face of the internet for several weeks because she's not driving her car into things, walking around naked or yelling about how she's a retired millionaire, it seems Amanda Bynes is back.
You Too Can Lose Weight Like Jessica Simpson – If You Have Her Staff At Your Disposal
Jessica Simpson lost 60 pounds post pregnancy, and it's all thanks to Weight Watchers. And her nutritionist. And her personal trainer.
And her dietician, private chef, personal assistant and personal assistant's personal assistant.
But, you know, mostly Weight Watchers.
Anne Hathaway Is Bald, Skinny and Oscar-Ready
Earlier this year, Anne Hathaway buzzed off her hair to play consumption-addled prostitute Fantine in what may be the most depressing Christmas movie of all time: 'Les Miserables.'
But what she didn't expect was that the new 'do would make her look like a boy. More specifically, a gay boy.
Kesha Wears Things Made From Her Fans’ Teeth
Kesha officially passed over that imaginary border from fun-crazy into crazy-crazy when she revealed she has a bra, headdress and earring combo made of her fans' teeth.
Cue the 'Psycho' music.
Beware, Middle East: Kim Kardashian Is Coming
You might want to sit down for this: Kim Kardashian actually wants to learn about something. And she isn't getting paid for it or anything.
Lindsay Lohan Might Go Back to Jail and Blah Blah Blah No One Cares Anymore
Lindsay Lohan is about to have her probation revoked. Which in layman's terms translates to "bitch done messed up good."
Some of Barbara Walters’ ‘Most Fascinating People’ Aren’t All That Fascinating
On a recent episode of 'The View,' co-host Barbara Walters teased bits and pieces of her annual 'Most Fascinating People' list, which this year includes the British boy-band One Direction and 'Fifty Shades of Grey' author E L James.
Blargh.
StarDust: Cameron Diaz Won’t Be Invited to Any Women’s Empowerment Meetings + More
- Hey impressionable girls everywhere, Cameron Diaz says you all want to be objectified.
Selena Gomez + Justin Bieber Are Totally Broken Up Except Maybe They Aren’t
After news hit of a breakup between Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez, even more news was announced that the Biebs was trying to win her back, that they were sharing a bed and now that they're possibly back together after a very public fight.
Whoever's in charge of updating their respective relationship statuses on Facebook must be exhausted.