Cassandra Rose is a freelance writer and an avid bibliophile with a B.A. from Rutgers University in English and Medieval Studies. On the rare occasion that real life isn't getting in the way, she spends her free time being snarky under the Twitter handle yrchmonger and contributing to the literary blog Bibliomantics. She currently lives in New Jersey where she was raised on a steady diet of Mel Brooks, British comedies and pop culture.
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Sam Lufti Boo-Hoos on the Stand in His Trial Against Britney Spears’ Family
The Britney Spears and Sam Lufti trial saga continues, with Lufti testifying that physical abuse from Spears' family and death threats from her fans left him feeling suicidal.
Aw. Poor baby. Poor manipulative, famewhoring baby.
Lindsay Lohan’s Publicist Finally Runs Out of Lies and Hands In His Notice
Lindsay Lohan has lost her long-suffering publicist Steve Honig, who is probably relieved as hell to be rid of the most difficult job in the world: trying to make Lindsay Lohan look good.
But surprisingly, the reason he supposedly quit wasn't the continuing antics of LiLo, but rather because of her famewhoring father Michael, who rubbed Steve the wrong way with that surprise intervention last week
Kristen Stewart Understands Love Triangles but Irony Escapes Her
Kristen Stewart apparently has little sense of irony -- because while promoting 'Breaking Dawn – Part 2' in Tokyo, the dour starlet waxed poetic about the trials and tribulations of being pursued by two men.
On screen, of course.
Elizabeth Taylor Haunts Forbes List as Highest Paid Dead Celebrity
Even after they're dead and gone, some celebrities continue to rake in the dough. And this year's top zombie earner?
Elizabeth Taylor, whose violet-eyed ghost hauled in a whopping $210 million.
Tom Cruise Didn’t Abandon Suri and He’ll Sue Anyone Who Says Otherwise
Hurt by accusations from both Life & Style and In Touch magazines, Tom Cruise is suing for $50 million against claims that he abandoned his daughter Suri after divorcing Katie Holmes.
Possibly because he's under the misconception that those rags report actual news.
Megan Fox Upset About Fake Nudie Photo That’s Obviously Fake
Looks like being a new mom isn't keeping Megan Fox busy enough -- the actress and her legal team are upset that a humor site has posted a photo of Fox with her head Photoshopped onto the nude body of someone else.
Her team has threatened to sue unless the fake photo, which the site freely admits is fake, is removed. So that's a good use of the judicial system.
First Photo of Timberlake + Biel Wedding Finally Revealed to an Indifferent World
You can rest easy today, America. We've finally gotten a photo from last week's wedding between Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel.
And Lo, God Told Fergie to Give Up Drugs, and He Saw That It Was Good
Step aside, televangelists. Black Eyed Peas' singer Fergie is here to tell you all about her chat with God. But don't worry, he only told her good things like to stop using drugs and that the FBI was not tracking her whereabouts.
Well. That doesn't sound schizophrenic at all.
Christina Aguilera’s Expanding Curves Get an Equally Robust Endorsement Offer
Christina Aguilera says she loves her new, "fluffier" body, but she may love it even more now that it's landed her a $3 million job offer from a dating website featuring women who are large and in charge.
Today in Lindsay Lohan: Interventions, Restraining Orders and Ceaseless Drama, Oh My
In the most recent "Lindsay Lohan continues to be a nuclear mess" news, it's been a very big weekend -- starting when her own father staged an intervention to get her back on the path to soberdom.
Normally we'd applaud this, but given Michael Lohan's willingness to sell his daughter out for the price of a pack of Skittles, his motives are, shall we say, questionable.