Cassandra Rose is a freelance writer and an avid bibliophile with a B.A. from Rutgers University in English and Medieval Studies. On the rare occasion that real life isn't getting in the way, she spends her free time being snarky under the Twitter handle yrchmonger and contributing to the literary blog Bibliomantics. She currently lives in New Jersey where she was raised on a steady diet of Mel Brooks, British comedies and pop culture.
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Paula Deen Awkwardly Apologizes for Being a Racist … Or Something [VIDEO]
After bailing on an interview with 'The Today Show' this morning, Paula Deen has issued a public apology for routinely using the n-word back in 1986 and for assuming that being racist is cool if you're old and Southern.
Birth Certificate Proves Kim Kardashian + Kanye West Really Did Name Their Baby North West [PHOTO]
Last night we passed along reports that Kim Kardashian and Kanye West had named their brand new baby North, and now we have the birth certificate to prove it.
Sorry, baby North West, sounds like you're legally bound to this name until you can emancipate yourself.
Liam Hemsworth + Miley Cyrus Spotted Together for the First Time in Months [VIDEO]
Despite Miley Cyrus assuring the public (and possibly herself) that she's still engaged, she and supposed fiance Liam Hemsworth hadn't been seen together in roughly six months, and her engagement ring kept appearing and disappearing like a bad movie goof.
Until this week that is.
Katy Perry Tells Vogue That Russell Brand Asked for a Divorce Via Text + She Still Loves John Mayer
Katy Perry makes her debut as a Vogue cover girl in July, playing a high-fashion siren/farmer's daughter (we think). But in the accompanying interview, she talks about the loves of her life: ex-husband Russell Brand and on-and-off boyfriend John Mayer.
Cher Rocked It on ‘The Voice’ – But What the Hell Was That Thing On Her Head? [VIDEO]
Cher made her triumphant return to the stage last night on 'The Voice,' performing live for the first time in a decade, but while her new single 'Woman's World' was an upbeat girl-power anthem, we were a more than a little distracted by what the legend had on her head.
Drake Worries His Spat With Chris Brown ‘Could End Really Badly’
Drake (aka "that guy Amanda Bynes sometimes wants to murder her lady parts") is ready to settle his ongoing feud with Chris Brown. Even if he's not optimistic it'll ever happen.
Sharon + Ozzy Osbourne Are Back Together
After recently moving out of the home she shared with Ozzy Osbourne, wife Sharon is back. This, of course, following a series of events in which he was abusing drugs and alcohol to the point where she threatened to stick her foot up his ass if he didn't straighten up and fly right.
Looks like he didn't consider it an idle threat.
Kim Kardashian + Kanye West Probably Won’t Get as Much as They Want for Baby Photos
Now that the prodigal Kardashian princess has arrived as a result of the union between Kim Kardashian and Kanye West, momager Kris Jenner can rest easy that the new bundle of joy will bring the family a hefty payday.
Just not quite as much as she once might have.
Adam Lambert Adorably Flubs Pittsburgh Pride Set List + Will Work With Queen Again [VIDEO]
After giving a thorough and thoughtful interview to promote his upcoming performance at the 2013 Pittsburgh Pride festival, Adam Lambert took the stage at Pride in the Street (June 15). And brought a bit of confusion along with him.
Robert Pattinson’s Friendship With Katy Perry Isn’t Going Over Well With Kristen Stewart
Singer Katy Perry is friends with Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson, but when the collective Robsten broke up, Perry started spending a lot of time with Pattinson -- so much so that lots of people are wondering if they're hooking up.
And Stewart is none too pleased.
Lindsay Lohan May Have Been Forced to Switch Rehab Facilities Due to ‘Disruptive Behavior’
Yesterday (June 13) it was reported that Lindsay Lohan had left the Betty Ford Clinic to finish out her 90-day court-ordered rehab at the Cliffside Center in Malibu, and that she'd done so simply because the latter facility was better equipped to handle longer stays.
But sources are now saying La Lohan was punted from Betty Ford for problematic behavior.
Eh, we'd buy it.
Simon Cowell Begs for Mercy as Demi Lovato Shares Hilariously Bad Old Photos of Him
Just in time for the upcoming season of the 'X Factor,' Demi Lovato has reminded us of her amazing love/hate relationship with fellow judge and show creator Simon Cowell -- by sharing a laughably awful old photo of him. And it wasn't the first time.
We're assuming she broke into his house ninja-style to obtain the vintage snaps.