Emerald Catron
Emerald Catron has written for Asylum, Lemondrop, MyDaily and Daily Fill. She is one half of rap duo Dem Shortybooz and is a comedic performer around NYC. Follow her on Twitter @emeraldcatron
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The Best Nostalgic Halloween Songs
We're really getting into the Halloween spirit here at TheFW. It's nothing new -- it's always been one of our favorite holidays (right after Arbor Day). So, while we enjoying settling down with a good (bad) scary movie, sometimes we wax a little nostalgic. These are the songs from our childhood that really get us in the mood for trick or treating, which we're apparently too "old" to do anymore, unless our plan to dress up like a scary six-year-old finally works. Check them out, and let us know if we missed one of your favorites.
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QVC Host Faints On-Air, Co-Host Keeps on Sellin’
As we've learned from Lady Gaga AND Justin Bieber, the show must go on. Fortunately (is it?) QVC guest host Cassie Slane didn't barf in front of her audience. She just fainted a little bit after a second of chest patting.
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Sleeping Dogs Compilation Will Brighten Your Day
People please, let sleeping dogs lie, and then record it, upload it to YouTube and wait for somebody to put it in a video with others of its kind. The video features a wide range of dogs, from tiny and adorable to flappy-faced and slobbery. It's a
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‘Clueless’ Cast (Mostly) Reunites 17 Years Later
First 'The Princess Bride,' and now the cast of 'Clueless' are getting back together. It's been a good week for reunions.
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Amazing ‘Lockitron’ APP Will Unlock Your Door From Anywhere
Well, what could possibly go wrong? If you get the Lockitron, you'd only be making it possible to unlock your door with your cell phone from anywhere in the world. At the same time, if you forgot something at home, a friend wouldn't have to pick up your keys to get it
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We Dare You to Watch Animals Confused By Mirrors All Day
If you like watching frightened confused animals, but feel guilty anytime somebody covers a cat's feet with something, this is the video for you. Dogs, cats, lions -- none of them know how mirrors work and are scared of their own reflection.
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Spongebob Gets Dramatic Re-Cut for ‘Plankton’s Heist’ Trailer
Apparently the music from 'Inception' can make pretty much anything seem hyper-dramatic. With its help and a little editing, Spongebob's movie gets transformed into an intense heist film. Not that we're surprised -- a person can only hear so many horn blasts before they start to take things very, very seriously
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Dancing Pumpkin Man Is the Official Mascot of Halloween
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Justin Bieber’s Onstage Pukeage Gets the Tawainese Animation Treatment
In case you haven't heard, Justin Bieber threw up on stage over the weekend. And this latest news animation (newsmation?) from the folks at Taiwan's NMA studios is probably the best news coverage of the occasion.
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Celebrate 20 Years of Cartoon Network With Your Favorite Characters
Cartoon Network is celebrating 20 years of bringing animated merriment into the world, and they've released this video as a compendium of what they've been up to/a little reminder of how you've squandered the past 20 years of your life.
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‘Always Sunny’ Back With Surprising Cast
'It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia' is coming back for its eighth season in a few weeks, and they've released this promotional video to get people excited. Suspiciously absent is the entire actual cast, but they've been replaced by the likes of 'Full House' alum Cand
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Meet ‘Grumpy Cat,’ the Web’s Unhappiest Kitty
You guys, Grumpy Cat is definitely real. And she plays. Sort of. When Grumpy Cat "plays" she mostly just scowls at the camera and then hides under things, but still. Grumpy Cat became an internet sensation pretty much as soon as people saw her grumpy face on Reddit. Here's some video and some excellent memes 'Tard' (short for Tartar Sauce) the cat has inspired.