Jeremy Taylor
Do You Use Your Cell Phone in the Bathroom? — Survey of the Day
What makes cell phones so great — and so terrible — is that you can take them just about anywhere — even the bathroom.
Hoboken, New Jersey Doesn’t Want Snooki and JWoww’s ‘Jersey Shore’ Spin-Off
Few would argue that the spray-tanned, streaked exploits of Snooki, The Situation and the rest of the ‘Jersey Shore’ gang have been good for New Jersey’s already mixed reputation.
Perhaps that’s why Hoboken, NJ’s mayor Dawn Zimmer has shot down plans for a ‘Jersey Shore’ spinoff, which would’ve seen JWoww and Snooki renting an apartment in the city.
Timeline Movie Maker Makes Facebook’s New Layout Less Horrible
Facebook Timeline is here, whether all you zombies of the Zuckerberg nation like it or not.
And although most of the initial response to the new layout has been negative, a Facebook add-on called Timeline Movie Maker, which plays all of your Facebook memories as a video montage, actually looks like it could be kind of cool.
‘Conan’ Has Found the Drunk Pat Sajak Tapes [VIDEO]
Pat Sajak’s admission that back in the day he and Vanna White used to throw back a few margaritas before taping ‘Wheel of Fortune’ episodes has resulted in a frenzied search for any footage of a drunk Sajak.
So score one for the folks at ‘Conan,’ who have found video proof of Sajak’s on-air inebriation in a clip in which he slurs on and on about the game show’s success in the other countries.
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McDonald’s Is Making All Their Money From Late Night Junk Food Addicts
You’ve probably noticed that more and more fast food restaurants are staying open into the wee hours of the morning or not closing at all. According to a report in the Wall Street Journal, this is because McDonald’s and the like are now seeing some of their best profits between midnight and five AM.
Are You Worried About Your Financial Future? — Survey of the Day
Most people are at least a little shaky about what the future holds when it comes to their money, but it looks like now is the time people are more fearful of their financial security. According to a new survey from Gallup, Americans are more worried about their economic future than they have been at any point over the last 20 years.
Does Dwight Schrute From ‘The Office’ Look Like a Young Newt Gingrich? Rainn Wilson Thinks So [IMAGES]
Ever since Newt Gingrich returned to prominence a few months ago, people have been mentioning how much Dwight Schrute, the character Rainn Wilson plays on ‘The Office,’ resembles a young Newt Gingrich.
Little Girl Has Hilarious Method for Blowing Out Candle [VIDEO]
Little Kaylee huffs and she puffs, but she doesn’t seem to be able to blow a candle out. So intense (and adorable) are Kaylee’s attempts at fire extinguishing that her mom worries the curly-haired youngster will pass out from lack of breath.
People Have Spoken, Mark Harmon Is TV’s Most Popular Star — Survey of the Day
Mark Harmon, or rather Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs on the highly rated police procedural drama ‘NCIS,’ has been voted TV’s most popular personality for the second year in a row.
Moviegoing Public Collectively Agrees That Johnny Depp Is Awesome
While his non-pirate movies might not always be big hits, Johnny Depp is certainly a big hit with the public, as evidenced by the fact that he captured the title of “America’s favorite actor” for the second year in a row.
Watch a Supercut of Nearly Every Instance of Homer Simpson Saying ‘D’oh!’ [VIDEO]
There have been some pretty memorable television catchphrases, from ‘Dragnet’s’ “Just the facts, ma’am” to ‘South Park’s’ “Oh my God, They Killed Kenny!” But perhaps the small screen’s most famous — and certainly its most uttered — catchphrase is actually more grunt than phrase.
What Would You Do If You Were on a Sinking Ship? — Survey of the Day
The recent Costa Concordia cruise ship disaster in Italy left 11 dead and 21 missing. Poll Position asked 1,145 American adults what they would do, if given the choice between waiting on a sinking ship for help or jumping into the frigid water and trying to swim to safety.