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16 Awkward White People Dances, Just in Time for Wedding Season

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Wedding season is upon us — are you prepared?!! Sure, you have an outfit, but what are you going to do when the DJ starts playing ‘Celebrate’ by Kool and the Gang? Huh?! Do you even know?! 

If a sudden wave of panic just flooded over you, it’s okay. Here are 16 awkward white people dances just about anyone can do. Or, if you aspire to something greater, you can at least study them to make sure you don’t find yourself accidentally shuffling along to ‘My Humps.’

Be hyper-aware of your arms at all times.

Arms

Lest you wind up like this:

Rave Dance

You don’t even have to stand up:

Dad

Phreak

Taylor Swift is cool, right? Steal her moves.

Taylor Swift

Make sure you don’t overheat, by any means necessary.

Ice Cream Nose

Watch out for your eyes!

Eye Poke

Any of these moves are acceptable:

Magic Hands

As is anything done by Alison Brie:

Alison Brie

This is fairly standard, as well:

Bad Dancing

With enough confidence, you can pull off any move.

Techno Viking

Kid

So don’t be afraid to go it alone.

Solo

Boris

Finally, when in doubt, just do what comes naturally.

Thanksgiving

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