Psychic predictions are like astrology – they're ice breakers and conversation starters that hold little (if any) weight. But they are still super fun to talk about. With 2014 just a few days away, a celeb psychic named Christian Dion made predictions about what's in store for Lady Gaga, Beyonce, Robert Pattinson and more.

Want to have something to chat about with pals at your NYE party? Then read on about the predictions.

Lady Gaga and R. Pattz will each have their best year, both professionally and personally, in the one four. Ma Monster needs the rebound, so perhaps she will get it from her tour. John Mayer is also in for a good year on both fronts.

Lindsay Lohan will find herself in front of a judge -- again!! -- while Queen Bey will have a disastrous year, the latter of which surprises us, since she ended 2013 with a bang.

Britney Spears' Vegas residency isn't going to be great, either. Dion also sees the beginning of the end of the Kardashian empire. Gasp! Kris Jenner, hurry up! Leap into momager mode and stop the bleeding! Plug the dam!

There you have it. Take it or leave it on a bunch of tongue-in-cheek predictions for our celeb-driven 2014. What do you think your fave celebs will do, make, say or think in 2014?