In a hysterical video that begins with the distinctive ‘Law & Order’ gavel “doink doinknoise, a father grills his toddler daughter on which parent she likes best. Guaranteed, it’s the most adorable interrogation you’ve ever seen.

To her credit, the strong-willed toddler never cracks under pressure and truthfully answers daddy’s question. However, it’s not the answer he’s hoping for.

Watch how this cute little girl holds up under an intense line of questioning below. (Warning: some NSFW subtitles ahead.)

[via The Stir]