Conan O'Brien has taken his late night show to the Big 'D' this week, and was given a Texas Citizenship test by Dallas Maverick Dirk Notwitzki.

Conan does pretty well with Dirk's line of questioning. His sense of humor is also quite enlightening. He does seem to know how much we love our steak, and knows where the 'stars at night are big and bright.' Oh, and he gives directions in German.