You can't find many bigger winners than this guy -- and right here in East Texas, no less.

According to Lufkin Police Department records, 31-year-old Clifton Tremaine Garrett was arrested late Friday (Sept. 14) for public intoxication.

Garrett was allegedly found on the side of the road attempting to bathe in a street puddle. The records do not indicate how much clothes he shed while attempting to bathe. We do know the area got quite a bit of rain last night, so convenience definitely had to play a role.

This also was at least the third time in about a month Garrett has been arrested in Lufkin for public intoxication. Circumstances surrounding his other two arrests are unknown, but if they're anything like this one, there's just another reason to lay off the sauce, my friend.