Hey, remember all that stuff from a couple of days ago about Eminem's daughter Hailie Jade Mathers allegedly declaring social media war on Taylor Swift's relationship with Harry Styles of One Direction? Turns out it was all a Twitter hoax.

The story has been debunked by Eminem's manager, Paul Rosenberg, whose job apparently now includes stopping whatever he's doing every few months and issuing public statements reminding everyone that the 16-year-old hip-hop scion does not, in fact, have a Twitter account -- as he did back in May, when he pleaded, "Again everyone, for the last time, Hailie does NOT have a Twitter account. Please stop asking if whatever account is real."

Sadly, Rosenberg's "for the last time" was not the last time, as he was recently forced to respond to the alleged Haylor/Hailie brouhaha. "This isn't real either," he wrote, presumably after pinching the bridge of his nose and letting out a good, long sigh. "Never will be. Sorry."

Now that we've had the cold water of reality thrown on our latest would-be celebrity feud, we can get back to the important things in life, like taking sides in the ongoing boy band war between One Direction and the Wanted or wondering if this Blue Ivy Carter account we've been following is real. (JUST KIDDING.)

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