When it comes to E.L. James’ erotic novel ‘Fifty Shades of Grey,’ opinions are divided into three camps — women who love it, women who hate it, and men who have read the book but are afraid to admit it. This hysterical NSFW parody called ‘Fifty Shades of Grey — The Musical’ neatly addresses all three perspectives.

While a jaunty show tune plays, one woman sings about how the book provides an exciting alternative to her boring life, while another can barely hide her disgust, arguing that every page makes her “eyeballs bleed.”

Meanwhile, a man secretly reads the book and sheepishly hides his love for it. Of course, his motivations for reading are slightly different. Let’s just say he finds the book, um, stimulating and leave it at that.

What do you think of the novel? Which of these three camps do you fall in?