People say that giving your business to a local, independent coffee shop is better than surrendering your heard-earned bread to a corporate behemoth like Starbucks. But what they don’t warn you about is the too-cool baristas at the indie shops whose customer service style isn’t mandated by international company policy.

Sure, their coffee is to-die-for … if you don’t mind your morning joe flavored heavily with belittlement and a pretentious attitude.

Here’s a video by comedians Tricia McAlpin and Johanna Parker that gets inside the minds of those judgmental, espresso-slinging hipsters.

[via Johanna Parker]