We know how dangerous driving while texting can be, but walking and texting can be just as dangerous. In fact, you could drown ... in a mall. Gawker-TV brings us Girl Falls in a Fountain While Texting and she is now on her way to becoming more internet famous than Ted Williams: The Man With the Golden Voice Who Is in Rehab Now.

But wait, there's one more lesson to be learned here, namely that if you do something idiotic at the mall, the security guards will share it not only with their friends, but with the internet. Uh-oh.