Got Someone on Your Naughty List? Send Them a Lump of Coal
What did our parents always tell us? "You better be good or Santa will fill your stocking with coal."
Well now, you can send someone a real piece of coal.
KentuckyForKentucky.com has that gift for the jerk in your life for only $7. And even comes with a wonderful greeting, "Merry Christmas Butthole."
The moral of this story: be good or you could get a lump of coal for Christmas.