We are still shakin' our heads over Kanye West and Kim Kardashian as a couple. Then again, considering both of their egos are the size of the Milky Way (the galaxy, not the candy bar) it makes sense that they're together. But for Kanye to spend $1 million on Kim's 32nd birthday party -- hello, it's not even a milestone! -- is a little ludicrous.

News of the alleged bash have been making the rounds, and there are reports that it'll take place on a private island called Pine Cay located in Turks and Caicos. Of course, Kardashian's friends and uber large family will be making her big 3-2 special, as well as a 5-star chef and probably countless other "necessities" like a fire swallower and a Build Your Own Hermes Birkin Bag table.

West has called upon Kardashian's closest BFF's, her sisters Kourtney and Khloe, to help plan the big day, which is going to take place on Oct. 21... if you feel like flying down to Pine Cay to crash the party.

“Kim has been really down about turning 32 and having two failed marriages behind her and no children, so he wants to make this extra-special,” said a source to The Sun. “Plus it’s her first birthday since they’ve been together as a couple. Kanye has never been shy of splashing out on the women he loves, but this time he’s pulling out all the stops with presents.”

West also reportedly ordered the following gifts for his beloved: a custom Prada bag lined with a special “KK” print, a pink diamond bracelet, and a couture Chanel gown.

Poor momager Kris Jenner must be feeling so left out.

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