Miley Cyrus split with fiance Liam Hemsworth in September and then there were rumors that she was engaging in a little hookage with Rolling Stone photographer Theo Wenner and actor Kellan Lutz (which he denied). Turns out Miley is not interested in dudes and no, not because she is into the ladies, either. Wanna know why she is "meh" about boys?

She likened her own issues with dating to the fact that dudes watch too many adult films in her insanely quotable W interview, where she also spoke about her likes (weed) and dislikes (kids).

"Guys watch too much porn. Those girls don't exist. They're not real girls," Cyrus explained. "That's like us watching romance movies. That's girl porn, because, like, those guys do not exist."

You know, she has an interesting point. Porn actresses and their behavior do not exist in the real world, and rom com males are fictional, as well.

For when Miley does decide to get back into the dating game, she revealed what she does and doesn't like. It's pretty simple, actually.

"[Guys] just try too hard with me, and it's just like, 'I don't need you to impress me. I don't want you to, like, take me to fancy restaurants,'" she said. "I hate sitting down for dinner! You don't have to do that to me! You don't have to take me on trips! I literally just want to chill here!"

Miley, her dogs and her dude. Sounds like a perfect night in.