This little pig has every right to make a big stink about the weather.

This poor swine certainly can't make it to the market, since it goes on the ice and quickly finds itself slipping away.

We're in the thick of winter with a deep freeze settling over many states, so we feel the pig's pain. Maybe it ought to go inside and settle on the couch under a nice blanket, so it can be -- drumroll, please -- a pig in a blanket.