Snooki’s Baby Is Here, Still Sober
Snooki is finally ready to show her baby to the world, and it is just slightly bigger than her enormous false lashes. Lorenzo and his mom appear on the cover of People magazine, and he is tiny and cute and appropriately tiny for a baby. (Though his hair is somewhat smaller than expected.)
Snooki says she has become a completely new person (thankfully), which is a plus since ‘Jersey Shore’ will begin airing its final season next month. She and fiancé Jionni LaValle are living with his parents, and Snooki is currently filming the second season of ‘Snooki & JWOWW.’ We predict lots of poop and puke hijinks, because, come on, it’s Snooki with a baby. What’s she going to do, act like it didn’t just happen?
Get a closer look at the cover below. You can see more of Snooki and little Lorenzo on MTV’s website, here.