- Taylor Swift invites her exes to write songs about her. Most of whom don't sing. [Amy Grindhouse]

- Rihanna and Kate Moss fake being lesbians for V Magazine. [Bohomoth]

- In other RiRi news, an intruder tried to break into her house, but he picked the wrong one. [PopCrush]

- WHO LET AL "CRAZY EYES" PACINO BEHIND THE WHEEL OF A CAR!?! [SeriouslyOMG]

- Ryan Gosling and Kate Upton explain the government sequester. Kind of. Sort of. Not really. [Gawker]

- Barbra Streisand will perform the "In Memoriam" portion of the Oscars. [Hypable]

- Courtney Stodden was at an Oscars gifting party because someone actually invited her. [PopBytes]

- Katherine Webb will be the only person worth looking at when that celeb diving show airs. [IDLYITW]

- 'Game of Thrones' teases its trailer with a teaser to watch 'Jimmy Kimmel' tonight. [ScreenCrush]

- Join Rickey's Office Pool for the Oscars and 'American Idol.' [Rickey]

 

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