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'The Expendables 3′ Will Happen Without Chuck Norris

Mike Sampson — Thu, 23 Aug 2012 20:30:50 +0000

‘The Expendables 3‘ looks like an all but certain sequel at this point and while Sylvester Stallone and his crew appear to be ready for another adventure, they’ll have to do so without Chuck Norris who says he’s not interested in returning for the third film.

Chuck Norris, Jean Claude Van Damme Cast in 'The Expendables 2′

Jeremy Taylor — Thu, 15 Sep 2011 22:00:11 +0000

While ‘The Expendables’ arguably featured the greatest collection of movie action heroes ever assembled, there were still a couple pretty prominent celluloid ass-kickers who weren’t in the cast.

It looks like the film’s writer/director/star Sylvester Stallone is trying remedy those oversights in the sequel. Sly announced this week that Jean Claude Van Damme is on board for ‘The Expendables 2,’ and that the Muscles From Brussels will be playing a character who fights Stallone’s character. He also confirmed that Chuck Norris will be making an appearance, and that he’s discussing roles with sometime action heroes John Travolta and Nicolas Cage.

Chuck Norris Punch Is the GIF That Keeps on Giving

Chris Illuminati — Wed, 07 Sep 2011 21:00:44 +0000

If animated GIFs are the cherry on top of our daily internet sundae, Chuck Norris is the fudge. These cherries and fudge are unrelated to the actual cherries and fudge that top our real daily sundaes which we like to enjoy in our large conference room covered ceiling to floor in plastic tarps. Caramel can get messy!

Back to animated GIFs, they often say the things people just can’t like: “obese people falling is never not hilarious,” “cats are cwazy” and “good Lord I’d love to deliver a Norris-style punch to your lips right now.”