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Miss Utah Gives Probably the Worst Answer in the History of Pageants

Emerald Catron — Mon, 17 Jun 2013 15:03:35 +0000

Guys, pageant contestants aren’t just pretty faces — they’re also extremely capable of saying things so incoherently stupid that it gives you a headache. Here was the question: “A recent report shows that in 40& of American families with children, women are the primary earners, yet they continue to earn less than men. What does [...]

13 Unfortunately Placed Price Tags

Emerald Catron — Tue, 11 Jun 2013 20:04:42 +0000

Having done our fair share of time in retail, we’re willing to bet these price tag placements were all intentional — probably done by some poor soul about 10 days away from quitting their job. Doesn’t make them not funny. How could feeding your cat something called “anal fantasy” not be funny? It’s like you [...]

33 Epic Fails You Do Not Want to Miss

Ashley Spence — Mon, 10 Jun 2013 17:23:17 +0000

Humans make mistakes, it’s a fact. These 33 examples of hilarious epic fails demonstrate that perfectly. The next time you feel embarrassed about a mistake you make, try to remember one of the examples from this list and laugh instead. The people who made these mistakes are likely much more embarrassed than you, that is, [...]

11 Painful Sunburns We Never Want to Experience

Cameron Simcik — Thu, 06 Jun 2013 18:51:16 +0000

Recently we've been discussing the best things about summer, like Slip N' Slides and lemonade. OH yes. But with the good obviously comes the bad, and in this case, the really bad. Brace yourself folks, because we've scoped out some pretty awful sunburn fails we never want to experience. Oof.

12 Hilarious Breakup Texts

Cameron Simcik — Thu, 06 Jun 2013 14:03:53 +0000

It doesn’t matter which way we spin it; breaking up stinks. (Unless, of course, you’re the breaker-upper, in which case it’s like a cause for celebration.) Either way, cutting the relationship cord has gotten a bit easier ever since text messaging hit the scene. As it turns out, break up texts can be hilarious. Saying [...]

10 BBQ Fails to Avoid on Memorial Day

Cameron Simcik — Fri, 24 May 2013 18:14:52 +0000

Got any Memorial Day plans? Maybe you’re heading to a parade and dressing up in those American flag shorts (guilty). Or perhaps heading to the public pool to kick off swimming season is more your style. Whatever you do, there’s one Memorial Day staple that all Americans must experience on Monday— the BBQ. While barbecuing [...]

11 Diving Fails to Prep You for Summer

Cameron Simcik — Wed, 22 May 2013 20:10:39 +0000

Memorial Day is coming up soon, which means the beginning of swimming season is quickly approaching. This also means plenty of painful belly flops, fully-clothed people falling into pools and our latest hilarious discovery, diving fails.

Zooey Deschanel Mistakenly Named a Boston Bombing Suspect

Jeremy Taylor — Mon, 22 Apr 2013 16:46:20 +0000

It's hard to imagine 'New Girl' star Zooey Deschanel as anything besides a wide-eyed, manic-pixie dream girl who just wants to spread good vibes and quirkiness.

Which is why folks in Dallas must've been a bit confused on Friday when the local Fox affiliate fingered Deschanel as a suspect in last week's tragic Boston Marathon bombing. "He is 19 year old Zoey Deschanel," read the caption, which was meant to refer to the now captured Dzhokhar A. Tsarnaev.

10 Sign Fails That Totally Confuse Us

Cameron Simcik — Tue, 09 Apr 2013 15:40:13 +0000

The epic, the permanent and the embarrassing. Fails are a hilarious reality that luckily give us (the non-failers) endless entertainment. This time, we’re rounding up unfortunate sign fails. It turns out a lot of signs are super confusing. Whether it’s a result of spelling mistakes or cryptic messages (see: free bakery smells), it’s all just [...]

10 Totally Aww-Worthy Puppy Fails

Cameron Simcik — Thu, 04 Apr 2013 13:59:53 +0000

Ladies and gents, it’s time for another round of entertaining fails. Recently we’ve scoped out the really unfortunate and the semi-painful type of fail. But this time around, we’re going for the straight up adorable, AKA puppy fails.

Watch This Ultimate 'Stairway Fail' Compilation

Kyle Dowling — Wed, 20 Mar 2013 17:05:39 +0000

If watching others fall down is hilarious in and of itself, that means watching people fall down stairs is double the fun. The above video, which has compiled over three minutes of people taking horrid yet hysterical tumbles down stairways, was given to us by YouTube’s own WWideInterweb – the same user who has provided other FAIL compilations [...]

Hilarious Examples of Why You Shouldn't Text and Walk [VIDEO]

Leslie Reynolds — Mon, 28 Jan 2013 16:45:55 +0000

Texting and walking has become somewhat of a bad habit to everyone who has access to a cell phone. You've done it, I've done it, and so has everyone else. There is no denying it. And chances are you've run into something or someone, tripped, or made some type of fool of yourself while doing so. And if you haven't, just ask these people if their text message was worth all of the embarrassment they suffered.

This is Easily the Lamest 'Wheel of Fortune' Fail Ever

Emerald Catron — Mon, 14 Jan 2013 19:30:07 +0000

Wow. This lady is going to have to attribute this to sheer panic, because this is just about the most unhip ‘Wheel of Fortune’ blunder ever. It’s one thing to make a mistake. It’s an entirely different thing to think ‘I Have the Wine’ is a song by Johnny Cash. We know who has the [...]

Watch Intense Footage of a Hot Air Balloon Wedding Gone Terribly Wrong

Emerald Catron — Thu, 10 Jan 2013 00:00:31 +0000

Most of the time our fear of heights is ridiculous. We can admit that. This time, however … BOOM! WE KNEW IT! AIN’T NOBODY SHOULD BE GETTING MARRIED IN A HOT AIR BALLOON! This video shows a couple in San Diego, California, taking off in a hot air balloon. They didn’t actually get much farther [...]

2012′s Best Water Slide Fails

Tom Blunt — Sun, 06 Jan 2013 18:30:05 +0000

Of 2012′s many fails, we have a soft spot for those involving water slides, mudslides, slip n’ slides, and… well, you get the idea.One or two from this compilation showed up in our summer roundup of water slide fails, but for the most part it’s a fresh batch of bumped noggins, scraped knees, and bruised [...]

Ultimate Fails of 2012

Kyle Dowling — Mon, 31 Dec 2012 01:30:26 +0000

As another year draws to a close, this video inspires us to ask the age-old question: “How is our species still alive?” Leaving us with an array of memories (inevitably captured in viral videos), 2012 will welcome its conclusion tomorrow. There have been so many memory-makers this past year, but thanks to YouTube’s FailArmy, we’ll always [...]

Google Steals Christmas, Deletes Entire Month of December from App

Donald Deane — Tue, 20 Nov 2012 15:30:00 +0000

Find yourself wishing the holidays were over already? Well, thanks to a bug in the latest version of Google's mobile operating system, the month of December has been canceled altogether. Is Google the new Grinch?

20 Halloween Pumpkin Fails

Bonnie Biess — Thu, 25 Oct 2012 21:29:23 +0000

Between your foolproof stencil of Justin Bieber‘s face and an endless supply of premium 99 cent carving tools, you probably envisioned yourself minutes away from that dreamy pop star pumpkin glowing all over your neighbors’ jealous faces. What could go wrong? Everything. One false measurement, too many slices, a couple spilled pumpkin ales and your [...]

QVC Host Faints On-Air, Co-Host Keeps on Sellin'

Emerald Catron — Mon, 08 Oct 2012 23:30:05 +0000

As we've learned from Lady Gaga AND Justin Bieber, the show must go on. Fortunately (is it?) QVC guest host Cassie Slane didn't barf in front of her audience. She just fainted a little bit after a second of chest patting.

Watch Seth MacFarlane's 2012 Emmys Fail

TheFW Staff — Mon, 24 Sep 2012 13:15:06 +0000

‘Family Guy‘ creator Seth MacFarlane has been on a roll lately thanks to his hosting turn on ‘SNL‘ and his summer box office hit ‘Ted.’ That all ended when he completely blew his presenting segment on the 2012 Emmy Awards. While presenting the award for Outstanding Reality Show Host, MacFarlane completely missed the mic stand [...]