It's so hard to find good help willing to commit misdemeanors these days.
Lindsay Lohan once again finds herself in hot water (where she soaks) as the story involving the car crash she caused yet lied to police about continues to spin out of control.
We keep waiting for it to become sentient. It's been a very long wait.
Lindsay Lohan is in trouble yet again -- NO! -- this time for lying to the boys in blue about her June car accident along the Pacific Coast Highway. A wreck she claimed wasn't her fault.
Do tell us more, Lindsay.
Lindsay Lohan has lost her long-suffering publicist Steve Honig, who is probably relieved as hell to be rid of the most difficult job in the world: trying to make Lindsay Lohan look good.
But surprisingly, the reason he supposedly quit wasn't the continuing antics of LiLo, but rather because of her famewhoring father Michael, who rubbed Steve the wrong way with that surprise intervention last week.
In the most recent "Lindsay Lohan continues to be a nuclear mess" news, it's been a very big weekend -- starting when her own father staged an intervention to get her back on the path to soberdom.
Normally we'd applaud this, but given Michael Lohan's willingness to sell his daughter out for the price of a pack of Skittles, his motives are, shall we say, questionable.
In a rare interview that didn't take place in a squad room, Lindsay Lohan says she knows who she's voting for and why. And the irony is so thick it could stave off anemia.
Maybe Lindsay Lohan wasn't in a drunken stupor after all.
After the brawl LiLo had with her mom Dina Lohan the other night that required a visit from her besties over at 911, the truth about mama Lohan's financial woes -- which may have triggered the brouhaha -- is finally coming to light.
It's been a couple weeks since Lindsay Lohan had a face-to-face with the boys in blue, so hey, maybe she's turning over a new le--oh wait.
Reset your timers, because early Wednesday morning, the wayward actress had a brawl with her mother that resulted in a 911 call. (Seriously, TLC, how does this family not have a reality show?)
Lindsay Lohan is such a willing target that picking on her these days almost seems like kicking a puppy (if the puppy had terrible judgment and a lengthy rap sheet).
But according to her, the "bullying" she endures from the press isn't her first go-round with disparaging remarks -- she allegedly dealt with the same thing when she was younger, too.
Stop us if you've heard this one before: Lindsay Lohan was out partying this weekend and blah blah blah police.
Before Lindsay Lohan was Lindsay Lohan, she was just another teenage actress and a pretty good one at that. It's hard to imagine a time when Lindsay Lohan was hanging out with Tina Fey and Amy Poehler but back in the days before 'Mean Girls' hit theaters, they were doing exactly that.
Last week, shortly after she cried foul on Twitter for young Amanda Bynes not ending up in the clink, our favorite scofflaw Lindsay Lohan got in a little trouble of her own when she was arrested for hitting a pedestrian with her car in New York.
Now she wants to sue the guy she hit. Because the one role she's never played is "plaintiff."
Oh, that poor Lindsay Lohan. Just when it seems her life has gotten somewhat back on track, there's all manner of hoopla placing her at odds with her role in 'Scary Movie 5,' or compounding Amanda Bynes' recent auto troubles with a light fender-bender of her own. Now, however, the spotlight truly shines on the notoriously stroubled starlet, as Lifetime has released the first official trailer for Lohan's "comeback" release Elizabeth Taylor biopic 'Liz & Dick'! But who's under more scrutiny in the clip? Lohan or Taylor herself?
