The Best Valentine’s Day Jokes — Laughing Our Way to the Day of Love [VIDEO]

Valentine's Day seems so serious most of the time. People feeling all of the stress as this 'day of love' heads quickly toward all of us. But, shouldn't this day be taken lightly? Here are some of the best Valentine's Day jokes to release some of this V-Day stress. 

This time of year, people are going crazy for love. Not necessarily in the way that you are thinking.

The joy of celebrating Valentine's Day with your love is fast disappearing in the fog of the pressure attached to the day. Instead of walking hand in hand down the sidewalk window shopping, people are rushing through the traffic to buy that perfect gift. No more are the picnics in the park. Now have come the days of lay-away and express delivery of flowers. If life at this time were like a box of chocolate, it would be getting pulled like a game of tug-of-war between two last minute and desperate shoppers.

So, how can we get our old, lovely Valentine's Day back? Lets have some fun with it. Maybe a little giggling will remind us all why we celebrate the day.

Here is a list of some of the best Valentine's Day jokes:

From Husband to Wife, With Love

Jim asked his friend, Tony, whether he had bought his wife anything for Valentine's Day. "Yes," came the answer from Tony who was a bit of a chauvinist, "I've bought her a belt and a bag." "That was very kind of you," Jim added, "I hope she appreciated the thought." Tony smiled as he replied, "So do I, and hopefully the vacuum cleaner will work better now."

My One and Only, For Right Now

Roger, who was 19 years old, was buying an expensive bracelet, to surprise his girlfriend on Valentine's Day, at a very smart jeweller's shop in Hatton Garden, London. The jeweller inquired, "Would you like your girlfriend's name engraved on it?" Roger thought for a moment, grinned, then answered, "No, instead engrave "To my one and only love"."  The jeweller smiled and said, "Yes, sir; how very romantic of you." Roger retorted with a glint in his eye, "Not exactly romantic, but very practical. This way, if we break up, I can use it again."

Valentine's Day Dreams

One morning Emma woke up with a start.  Her husband Jim asked what was the matter, she told him, "I just had a dream that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine's day. What do you think it means?" "You'll know tonight," Jim said. That evening, Jim home with a small package and gave it to his wife. Delighted, Emma opened it - only to find a book entitled "The meaning of dreams"

Helping Around the House This V-Day

I just love to do special things for my wife on Valentine's day. Like open the door for her when she puts all the laundry in the washing machine, or plug and unplug the vacuum as she moves from room to room cleaning.

 Q: What do squirrels give for Valentine's Day?
A: Forget-me-nuts.

Q: What is a ram's favorite song on February 14th? 
A: I only have eyes for ewe, dear.

Here are some funny Valentine's Day videos.

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