If you want hoardes of ladies to smooch on you, apparently you only need a couple of things. Armed with a clipboard, a hose, a reasonable degree of attractiveness and a willingness to talk about 'The Notebook' in public, this guy got a pretty respectable degree of action.

Granted, if we saw people making out like that in public, we'd probably cluck our tongues and roll our eyes, then go home because it's 5:30, which is well past dinnertime and 'Murder, She Wrote' is on Netflix! Still, good for this guy -- he's figured out how to basically walk up to a stranger and ask them to make out without seeming creepy. We couldn't have done that.