Going out to eat should be a treat, but too often there are other distractions that can ruin the good time, the least of which are the litany of people you are bound to find.

When all you really want to do is mash your teeth into a fried onion blossom and kick back a few jalapeno poppers, these people are lurking about. From Mr. No Manners to the overly-friendly waiter to the phone addicts, chances are these folks are easier to find than a basket of bottomless fries.

Be honest -- are you one of these stereotypes? If you are, you may want to think about ordering in a bit more.