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Kelly Clarkson + Brandon Blackstock Set a Wedding Date
Miss Independent is one step closer to tying the knot. Kelly Clarkson and fiance Brandon Blackstock, who got engaged in Decemeber, have a wedding date.
Even Courtney Love Thinks Amanda Bynes Needs to Pull Herself Together
Courtney Love, perhaps upset that she's been cast off Hot Mess Isle by Amanda Bynes, has taken to Twitter to inject herself into the latter's ongoing crazy saga.
Amanda Bynes Was Not Groped by the NYPD, Says the NYPD
At this point, Amanda Bynes' life is like one of those old, wooden roller coasters you don't want to stand up on for fear of being decapitated. She's rapping, she's been groped, she's wig-shopping. In short, she's a super busy girl. Now the NYPD is trying to make her a life a little simpler by scuttling one of the many lawsuits she's threatening to file -- because according to them, she wasn't sex
Robert Pattinson + Katy Perry Spied Together at a Wedding Rehearsal … For People They Don’t Know
Now that Robsten has broken up, each respective member is handling it in their own way. And while Kristen Stewart is possibly having her life force slowly drained by Taylor Swift, Robert Pattinson is hanging out with good friend Katy Perry -- and stealing all the thunder from the wedding of a random couple.
Morgan Freeman Falls Asleep Mid-Interview – But Has an Epic Excuse for Doing It [VIDEO]
Morgan Freeman may be known for his stellar narration skills, but earlier this week he seemed more content narrating his own dreams -- because he nodded off in the middle of an interview. Or did he?
So Janet Jackson Is a Billionaire Now
This year Janet Jackson finally joined the billionaires club -- and if you think it's only because her new husband, retail mogul Wissam Al Mana, is stupid rich, think again. Janet earned her own billion thanks to a string of successful albums, tours, and the occasional (cringe-worthy) acting role.
Farrah Abraham Did an Interview and Basically Called Herself a Prostitute [VIDEO]
Farrah Abraham, famous teen mom of the "backdoor" variety, has finally opened up (ha!) about her life, sexual proclivities, and crippling ennui.
LeAnn Rimes May or May Not Have Bought Herself a Whole Lot of Twitter Followers
Country star and internet villain LeAnn Rimes has once again come under fire -- this time from observant detractors claiming she's been purchasing Twitter followers.
Amanda Bynes Gives Crazy Interview to Explain She’s Not Crazy
Before that video of her twerking out at a nearby gym went viral, Amanda Bynes -- hoping to prove her sanity to the world -- sat down with gossip rag InTouch for a tell-all interview. Maybe the New York Times was just busy.
Lindsay Lohan Finally Wises Up, Rehires Shawn Holley + Checks Into Rehab Just Under the Wire
Lindsay Lohan managed to dodge not one but two rehab facilities late last night, side-stepping court orders and swapping her legal representation like most people change socks. But this time around, at least she was smart about it: Rockstar lawyer Shawn Holley is reportedly back in the fold.
Mariah Carey + Nick Cannon Renewed Their Vows … Again [PHOTOS]
On April 30, Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon celebrated their five-year wedding anniversary by renewing their vows, just like they did last year (apparently it's super hard to remember them otherwise).
Robert Downey Jr. Surprises a Bunch of Kids at an ‘Iron Man 3′ Charity Screening [VIDEO]
A group of children who helped out in the aftermath of Hurricane Sandy got a special surprise during an advanced 'Iron Man 3' screening on Monday, April 29, when star Robert Downey Jr. showed up to thank them for their hard work.