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‘Teen Mom’ Jenelle Evans Was Arrested For Heroin Possession
Being an MTV 'Teen Mom' is pretty competitive these days. It's a constant struggle between putting food in the mouths of children and upstaging other teen moms.
So, with Farrah Abraham shopping porn around, the natural move for any other teen mom would be to attack their spouse and possess enough heroin to murder a pack of elephants. Enter Jenelle Evans.
Beyonce Banned Photographers from Her Concert Tour, So That Should Go Well
Back in February, Beyonce and/or her publicist launched an all-out war against a crop of unflattering pictures that turned up among the myriad of gorgeous ones during her Super Bowl performance. Now, she's upped the ante -- and banished photographers from her new world tour.
Because, like our grandparents, Beyonce's people apparently assume cell phones can only make calls.
Amy Poehler Talks About Boston + Makes You Want to Hug Her Even More [VIDEO]
This week on Amy Poehler's web series 'Ask Amy,' a young woman emailed about "pointless" videos on the internet and Amy gave a thought-provoking and poignant answer about the way we take in images around us.
Kim Kardashian Says In Deposition That She Hardly Spends Time With Kanye West
The Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries divorce / annulment fustercluck is raging on. Last time we checked in, Kris missed their settlement hearing because that stuff is super hard to keep track of.
Now news breaks of a deposition given by Kim, where she admits to being apart from boyfriend and baby daddy Kanye West more often than not.
Aubrey Plaza Punted From MTV Movie Awards After Pulling a Kanye on Will Ferrell [VIDEO]
Things got a little weird last night (April 14) at the MTV Movie Awards, when 'Parks and Recreation' star Aubrey Plaza channeled her inner Kanye West on Will Ferrell.
Halle Berry Is Pregnant
Start knitting those baby booties -- Halle Berry and and fiance Oliver Martinez are expecting.
‘Buckwild’ Star Shain Gandee Dead at 21 [UPDATED]
Shain Gandee, star of MTV's 'Buckwild,' has reportedly been found dead in West Virginia some 30 hours after going missing.
Today in Chris Brown: He Tells Matt Lauer He’s Sorry for Everything Ever + Drops the Video for ‘Fine China’
Since Chris Brown apparently can't afford to pay valets, he needs you to buy his upcoming album. And the latest stop in his Public Contrition Tour took him to the 'Today' show, where he apologized for beating up on-again-off-again lover Rihanna.
And he made that apology ... on April Fools Day. So that seems legit.
David Letterman Grills Brian Williams About What the Hell Is Going On Over at NBC [VIDEO]
If Brian Williams knows anything about the ongoing behind-the-scenes struggles of NBC's 'Today' and 'Tonight' shows, he wasn't spilling during his 'Late Show' interview with David Letterman on Tuesday.
Kate Upton Called In to ‘Today’ to Chat With the Kid Who Invited Her to Prom [VIDEO]
When Jake Davidson got the idea to ask two-time Sports Illustrated covergirl Kate Upton to his senior prom, he posted a YouTube video to get her attention. But since Kate is nothing if not magical, she gave a surprise response on Wednesday morning's 'Today' show.
Lady Gaga + Taylor Kinney Aren’t Getting Hitched Just Yet
Lady Gaga may want to 'Marry the Night,' but it seems she doesn't plan on marrying boyfriend Taylor Kinney any time soon.
Elisabeth Hasselbeck Shown the Door on ‘The View,’ While Joy Behar Escorts Herself Out
'The View' couch got a little lighter this week after the announcement that Elisabeth Hasselbeck and veteran Joy Behar would both be leaving the show -- but for very different reasons.