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Let the following story serve as a reminder that yes, you could get in big trouble for using the "Lone Star Card" for nefarious purposes.

You might as well call me "Karen" because I want to speak to a manager! Y'all got me clutching my invisible pearls over here. Chili is supposed to have BEANS in it! If you are allergic or hate beans in general, then, of course, this debate is not for you. Keep on scrolling.

Top Ramen is giving a $10,000 salary, plus a 50-year supply of all of your favorite Top Ramen flavors.

It could happen to anyone, right?

Oh, that's not a happy headline to read, is it? We are definitely a cheese-adoring nation. So, what are these doctors concerned about? Breast Cancer Risk.

The venerable curd cultivators have created an instant hit for your boujee Cinco soirée.

If you've never considered hoarding, this may change your mind. The price of olive oil and cheese could be going up soon by quite a bit, so you may want to stock up now.

I apologize to all those who are lactose intolerant and find this article entirely useless, but for those of you who love cheese it's worth reading more! National Cheese Day 2013 is here!

According to a new report from the Center for Retail Research, the most frequently stolen food on the planet is… cheese. The report says four percent of the protein and calcium-rich (not to mention tasty) food winds up being shoplifted worldwide every year, besting the theft-rates for other items like candy and alcohol and causing cheese to be labeled “high risk” for retailers.