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Yes, it's still mild and you're lovely. But we know how this story goes. Soon, the days that feel like living in a giant sauna will be here. Take it easy on us?

Ready to embrace a "winter body?" Wanna give up on improving health and keeping risk factors lower? (Yes, I jest.)

Life can be unsettling as it is. Personally, I'd rather surprise people with pizza. Not panic.

You might as well call me "Karen" because I want to speak to a manager! Y'all got me clutching my invisible pearls over here. Chili is supposed to have BEANS in it! If you are allergic or hate beans in general, then, of course, this debate is not for you. Keep on scrolling.

Step Four: Remain as still and sedentary as humanly possible. In fact, let's pretend we're beached whales, stuck and unable to move at all.

Ready to embrace a "winter body?" Wanna give up on improving health and keeping risk factors lower? Here's the scoop on how to *not* lose weight. (Yes, I jest.)

Yes, it's still mild and you're lovely. But we know how this story goes. Soon, the days that feel like living in a giant sauna will be here. Take it easy on us?

Personalized license plates can always give us a good laugh. Not all the good ones are accepted, though. Check out these recently rejected Texas plates.

Yes, it's still mild and you're lovely. But we know how this story goes. Soon, the days that feel like living in a giant sauna will be here. Take it easy on us?

Personalized license plates can always give us a good laugh. Not all the good ones are accepted, though. Check out these recently rejected Texas plates.

Who said those digital message service boards along major Texas roads have to be boring?

Hearing these cringe-worthy Dad Jokes now may help us rehearse our reactions for Thanksgiving Day when we hear them again. Some of them are so goofy we just have to laugh.