We can't help but love local news programs. They never fail at bringing us some of the craziest people this country has to offer. For example, Fred Truluck, who believes to have seen a profile of Jesus Christ on a piece of a Corona beer box -- shaped like a fish, of course. But fear not, folks: Jimmy Kimmel came to our rescue.
Ernesto Garza, 80, has kept the half-eaten breakfast taco in his refrigerator since he noticed the image of Jesus while sitting down one morning to eat his regular bacon and egg breakfast taco.
Move over, oil and water: A local FOX affiliate in Houston has discovered a new phenomenon that will have everyone scratching their heads.
It's called -- wait for it -- Pole Fitness for Jesus, a bi-weekly program in which women dance on a stripper pole set to Christian music.
Sounds like an oxy moron, right? Well, instructor Crystal Deans thinks otherwise, insisting that the program is all about f