How about this one.  "If you were a flower you’d be a daaaamnnn-delion."

If you're on the dating apps, prepare yourself for more awesome opening lines for Valentine's Day.

There's a lil pressure on the dating apps to come up with the perfect, attention-getting zinger of an opening line, and sometimes that sparks some really awesome creativity.  Other times it makes us give up and default to "hi," or "hey, what's up" because we figure they're either gonna like us or they're not, and it's better to ease into the conversation.

While you're sitting there analyzing your best approach, Bustle has come up with some dating app opening lines that it says are sure to spark love at first swipe.

There are some real doozies on this list and a few that might be worth trying out today or tomorrow to see if it leads to a sweet Valentine love connection.  Maybe you've heard a few of these cheesy lines before.  Here goes.

You don't know how many times I had to swipe left to find you!

Do you believe in love at first swipe?

I usually go for 8's but I guess I'll settle for a 10.

Do you like cats? Because I'd like you to take meowt for Valentine's Day.

Happy Valentine's Daaaaaaaayum.

 

 

If you were a library book, I'd check you out.

They can't fit what I feel for you on a conversation heart.

If you were a fruit, you'd be a fine-apple.

Will you be my Valentine?

Sometimes the terrible pickup lines are the best ones because they're so awkward they're kinda cute, you know?  At least he's putting some thought into how to spark interaction, and it may also mean he will always try hard in the relationship by leaving sweet little notes around the house, picking up a bouquet of flowers on the way home from work on a plain ole Tuesday just because, and that he'll never forget an anniversary.  A good opening line could be a sign of good things to come.  (Not that we ever let our minds get too far into the future or anything.)

So Happy Valentine's Daaaaaaaayum!  And may your first date be less awkward than these opening lines.  See you at happy hour.