Alexandra Capotorto in the business of writing pop culture-y stuff for two reasons: Britney Spears and Johnny Depp, one to befriend, the other to reproduce with. Figure that out yourselves. Her friends have dubbed her their official "Walking Encyclopedia of Celebrity Knowledge," which she thrives on and abuses to not-so-subconsciously inflate her own ego. Her only regret in life is not getting to E! before Giuliana Rancic and Chelsea Handler, because the latter essentially stole her identity - but they're cool now. Kind of. She's convinced that she could simultaneously win 'The Voice' and an Academy Award in a one year time period, given her fantastic shower-singing and ability to over-dramatize everything, but she'll settle for being a writer. Key word being "settle." She's sarcastic and witty, and takes nothing and no one seriously. She recites lines from movies mid-conversation much to the dismay of her "friends" - but at least she gives them someone to talk about afterward. Most importantly, she holds a B.A. in Print Journalism from Quinnipiac University, but only because her parents forced her to go. She would've preferred slumming it in Beverly Hills as Britney Spears' assistant/BFF.
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Bette Midler to Guest Star on ‘Glee’
As if 'Glee' didn't already have a plethora of A-listers under its belt (read: Kate Hudson, Sarah Jessica Parker, Britney-freakin'-Spears), they've decided to add yet another in the form of Bette Midler.
John Mayer + Katy Perry May Be the Most Boring Couple Ever [PHOTO]
It looks as though Katy Perry is still on that disastrous trip-to-nowhere known as dating John Mayer. The on-again, off-again, on-again couple were spotted out on Tuesday night dining in New York City for Mayer's 35th birthday.
But anyone expecting drunken antics or a messy public break-up was sadly disappointed.
Emily Maynard + Jef Holm Break Up, Help ‘The Bachelorette’ Maintain Its Record of Failure
In the least surprising news of the day, Emily Maynard and Jef Holm of 'The Bachelorette' have called it quits just three months after they got engaged on the show, making them the eleventy-millionth couple from the franchise to go belly-up.
Neon Trees Go Old School for ‘Lessons in Love (All Day, All Night)’ Video
Neon Trees have been riding a wave of success after their first single 'Everybody Talks' (from their album 'Picture Show') took off. And now, finally, the band has released the video to their second single 'Lessons in Love (All Day, All Night).
Kanye West Snaps After Paparazzo Asks About Reggie Bush [PHOTOS]
Kanye West and Kim Kardashian -- dressed in something demure, as usual -- were out and about in Miami on Sunday night when they had a near run-in with her ex, football player Reggie Bush, and his newly-pregnant girlfriend.
And because the paparazzi recognize an explosive (read: lucrative) situation when they see it, they poked a few sticks in the cage. You know, just for fun.
Liz Davis + Nicole Johnson Fight Over the ‘Baggage Claim’ on ‘The Voice’
Alright you devoted fans of 'The Voice' - ya ready for some more battle rounds?
Emily Earle + Mackenzie Bourg Have a ‘Good Time’ Battling on ‘The Voice’
Well, the hour installments of 'The Voice' sure do fly by, don't they?
Emily Earle and Mackenzie Bourg had a good time on Team Cee Lo -- it was kind of awesome considering Bourg is such a huge fan of Cee Lo's advisor Rob Thomas of Matchbox Twenty. Who doesn't love a good fan freakout? Okay so it wasn't a freakout on an us-meeting-Britney Spears-kinda-level, but it was cool.
Joselyn Rivera + Sylvia Yacoub Have a Diva-Off to ‘Best Thing I Never Had’ on ‘The Voice’
Closing the night on 'The Voice' were Team Christina kids Joselyn Rivera and Sylvia Yacoub.
Nicholas David, Todd Kessler Are Neck + Neck During ‘She’s Gone’ Battle on ‘The Voice’
It's Cee Lo's turn on 'The Voice,' so the viewers know they're in for something good.
And so he decided to pair Nicholas David and Todd Kessler together for a battle of the bears. No really, these two have so much in common, it's almost as if Cee Lo is sitting backstage twiddling his fingers together with an evil grin on his face. He's a mastermind.
‘Fresh Prince of Bel Air’ Star Alfonso Ribeiro Ties the Knot
Sorry, ladies, everyone's favorite preppy cousin is off the market. We're just hoping Alfonso Ribeiro did his famous "Carlton dance" down the aisle.
Britney Spears Goes Blond + Brunette in New Fantasy Twist Print Ad
If you've seen the commercial for Britney Spears' new fragrance Fantasy Twist, then you know the superstar has been busy taking on multiple personalities. Now, the print ad has been revealed and we get to see a lighter and darker side of Spears.
Travie McCoy Reveals Katy Perry Breakup Helped Him Beat Drug Addiction
It's been a while since Travie McCoy from Gym Class Heroes and Katy Perry were an item, huh? We kinda almost forgot they were a couple long ago, but since breaking up and her marriage (and divorce) from Russell Brand, McCoy has opened up about his time with his ex.