Ali Szubiak kneels before her wireless router each morning and sends thanks to Al Gore for inventing the beautiful jumble of wires, science and magic that have come together to form the Internet. Although she possesses the vocal expression of April Ludgate on sedatives, Ali's enthusiasm for pop stars (and Dave Grohl) is matched only by that one Sanjaya fan from 'American Idol' -- you just wouldn't know it. Her claim to fame? Zayn Malik called her babe and told her he loved her hair. She still cries about it daily. Follow her on Twitter here: @aliszoob
Every Solo One Direction Song Ranked From Worst to Best
Ever wondered how the One Direction members' solo careers stack up against each other? Behold our definitive ranking of Harry, Zayn, Louis, Niall and Liam's songs.
Joe Jonas Is Sometimes ‘Envious’ of Little Brother Nick’s ‘Artistry’
'I’m envious at times, watching his artistry and how he went so quickly into creating music and an album.'
Harry Styles’ Solo Album Has A Potential Release Date, According to New Rumor
Rumors of an impending Harry Styles solo album have picked up serious speed lately, and it may be arriving sooner than any of us are prepared for.
Beyonce’s Isolated Vocals From 2017 Grammys Offer Further Proof We Don’t Deserve Her
Isolated vocals from Beyonce's 2017 Grammys performance leaked online earlier today (February 14) offering naysayers and dissenters alike definitive proof of her talent.
Ed Sheeran Was Denied Entry to His Label’s Grammys After-Party
Ed Sheeran was denied access to his record label's Grammys after-party, which is almost painful in how relatable it is.
Mic Feed From Lady Gaga’s Super Bowl Set Offers Stellar Live Vocals
Isolated audio of Gaga's vocals from her stellar Super Bowl performance has mercifully leaked online, proving what stans have known all along -- Gaga has one hell of a voice.
Justin Bieber Apparently Still Bitter The Weeknd Is Dating Selena Gomez
Justin Bieber plays the part of bitter ex-boyfriend with extraordinary ease.
Adele Broke Her Grammy Statue in Half and Offered a Piece to Beyonce
'What the f---k does she have to do to win album of the year?'
Adele Opens the 2017 Grammy Awards With A Powerful ‘Hello’
Watch Adele open the 2017 Grammy Awards with a performance of her 2015 hit 'Hello.'
Debra Messing Reveals A Famous Director Demeaned + Harassed Her On Set
"I was reduced to an un-Hollywood nose."
‘Authentic’ Harry Styles Solo Album Coming to Slay the Airwaves
"Harry has stepped up with the vision of someone who's authentic.”
Kelly Ripa Eviscerates Perpetual ‘Bachelor’ Nick Viall: ‘Find Love Outside of TV’
“You like the thrill of the hunt,” Ripa said.