The Midnight Writer is a freelance writer and contributor to popular websites and magazines. He's written three humor books and often writes while under the influence. Under the influence of what, he will not say.
The Midnight Writer
McDonald’s Getting Rid of Popular Menu Items — Is Your Favorite Getting the Golden Axe?
McDonald's is shaking up its menu. Except, instead of adding a hundred new items as usual, the Golden Arches is giving the golden axe to some crowd favorites.
Baltimore Ravens are Super Bowl XLVII Champions
The Baltimore Ravens survived a late 49ers surge, a controversial non-call in the endzone and a 34-minute power outage to win Super Bowl XLVII by a score of 34-31.
Beyonce Bought Jay-Z a $5M Watch For His Birthday Because She’s Sasha Fierce Gifter
Beyonce bought Jay-Z a $5M watch for his birthday, but don't worry, you're pack of homemade IOU coupons is still totally a neat gift idea.
Urban Shredder From Hot Wheels Sure to Be on Most Dangerous Toy List this Holiday
The Urban Shredder from Hot Wheels looks like every kid's moist dream and every parent's biggest nightmare.
20 Slang Terms From the 1920s That Guys Should Start Using Again
The Oxford American Dictionaries announced its "Word of the Year" yesterday, and it's about as dumb as you'd imagine.
iPhone 5 Release Brings Out All the Intellects
In case you've been living on a line to buy an iPhone 5, the new…wait, that wouldn't make sense. The iPhone 5 is out. It's sure to make the lives of everyone who purchase it at least 16.3% easier. The larger screen is gonna assist someone in finding the cure for cancer. Bank on…