Ryan Anderson is a humorist and writer with a degree in journalism and philosophy that just sits in a box in his attic. You can read more of his musings here: http://www.twitter.com/kolchak
Ryan Anderson
Rihanna Smacked a Grabby Fan With Her Microphone In England [VIDEO]
It seemed some of that Chris Brown aggression may have rubbed off on Rihanna on Sunday, June 16, when she whacked a fan with her mic mid-song during a concert.
Wyclef Jean Signed On to Produce Amanda Bynes’ Rap Album
Not only is Amanda Bynes' rap career looking more and more as if it's a real thing, Wyclef Jean has now allegedly signed on to produce the eventual album (which may or may not put William Hung to shame).
Heidi Klum + Her Boyfriend Got Drunk and Fought in Public
Heidi Klum got slightly catty off the catwalk this weekend during a boozy bout with her boyfriend/bodyguard Martin Kristen.
To the Surprise of No One, Some ‘Bachelorette’ Suitors Use Steroids
Boiled down to its essence, 'The Bachelorette' is a program about beautiful, lumbering nitwits vying for the attention of a beautiful, vapid woman. Oftentimes that means trying to impress her by sheer swag, but one past contestant is saying that many go to extremes and turn to steroids to get an edge.
Karma Catches Up with Simon Cowell as He’s Pelted With Eggs on ‘Britain’s Got Talent’ [VIDEO]
Simon Cowell is used to people not appreciating his opinions. But during the finale of 'Britain's Got Talent' on Saturday (June 8), one previously rejected contestant decided she'd take his feedback over easy and pelted him with raw eggs.
Justin Bieber Steals a Paparazzo’s Camera, Continues His Rapid Descent into Thugdom [AUDIO]
Justin Bieber is back to his old tricks again, flipping out on a paparazzo for doing his job and ordering his goons to steal the man's camera like a respectable artist would.
Katy Perry + John Mayer Are ‘Hanging Out’ Again in an Unlabeled Relationship
After they were seen canoodling at a party over Memorial Day weekend, rumors immediately ignited that Katy Perry and John Mayer were back together.
While this was a rude assumption that assumed neither of them had the self-control to maintain a platonic friendship, well ... it looks like it's probably true.
Kim Kardashian + Kris Humphries Are (Finally) Officially Divorced
A year and a half after separating and countless tumultuous legal battles later, Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries are finally divorced.
That Woman Miguel Kicked In the Face May Have Suffered Brain Damage
Remember that time at the Billboard Awards when Khyati Shah, who innocently went to see Taylor Swift and possibly throw rotten tomatoes at Justin Bieber, ended up being kicked squarely in the head by singer Miguel?
So does she, and she's not doing so hot.
It’s a Girl for Kim Kardashian + Kanye West
Get ready to welcome Khristetta into the world, because Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are officially expecting a daughter this July.
Today in Amanda Bynes: Maintaining She’s Sane, Loving Rihanna + Not Loving Us
Even though many people think Amanda Bynes has gone off the rails in the past few months, she still claims she hasn't -- which makes us wonder what kind of "normal Amanda Bynes" behavior we've been missing out on all these years.
Amanda Bynes Might Actually Beat Her Latest Arrest After All
After Amanda Bynes was arrested for allegedly throwing a bong out of her window, everyone assumed the cops would find copious amounts of drugs in her apartment and throw the book at her.
But it turns out they didn't -- so Amanda might be set to walk away from the incident without so much as a wrist-slap.