Ryan Anderson
Ryan Anderson is a humorist and writer with a degree in journalism and philosophy that just sits in a box in his attic.
You can read more of his musings here: http://www.twitter.com/kolchak
Ryan Anderson
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Farrah Abraham Did an Interview and Basically Called Herself a Prostitute [VIDEO]
Farrah Abraham, famous teen mom of the "backdoor" variety, has finally opened up (ha!) about her life, sexual proclivities, and crippling ennui.
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LeAnn Rimes May or May Not Have Bought Herself a Whole Lot of Twitter Followers
Country star and internet villain LeAnn Rimes has once again come under fire -- this time from observant detractors claiming she's been purchasing Twitter followers.
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Amanda Bynes Gives Crazy Interview to Explain She’s Not Crazy
Before that video of her twerking out at a nearby gym went viral, Amanda Bynes -- hoping to prove her sanity to the world -- sat down with gossip rag InTouch for a tell-all interview.
Maybe the New York Times was just busy.
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Lindsay Lohan Finally Wises Up, Rehires Shawn Holley + Checks Into Rehab Just Under the Wire
Lindsay Lohan managed to dodge not one but two rehab facilities late last night, side-stepping court orders and swapping her legal representation like most people change socks.
But this time around, at least she was smart about it: Rockstar lawyer Shawn Holley is reportedly back in the fold.
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Mariah Carey + Nick Cannon Renewed Their Vows … Again [PHOTOS]
On April 30, Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon celebrated their five-year wedding anniversary by renewing their vows, just like they did last year (apparently it's super hard to remember them otherwise).
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Robert Downey Jr. Surprises a Bunch of Kids at an ‘Iron Man 3′ Charity Screening [VIDEO]
A group of children who helped out in the aftermath of Hurricane Sandy got a special surprise during an advanced 'Iron Man 3' screening on Monday, April 29, when star Robert Downey Jr. showed up to thank them for their hard work.
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‘Teen Mom’ Jenelle Evans Was Arrested For Heroin Possession
Being an MTV 'Teen Mom' is pretty competitive these days. It's a constant struggle between putting food in the mouths of children and upstaging other teen moms.
So, with Farrah Abraham shopping porn around, the natural move for any other teen mom would be to attack their spouse and possess enough heroin to murder a pack of elephants. Enter Jenelle Evans.
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Beyonce Banned Photographers from Her Concert Tour, So That Should Go Well
Back in February, Beyonce and/or her publicist launched an all-out war against a crop of unflattering pictures that turned up among the myriad of gorgeous ones during her Super Bowl performance. Now, she's upped the ante -- and banished photographers from her new world tour.
Because, like our grandparents, Beyonce's people apparently assume cell phones can only make calls.
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Amy Poehler Talks About Boston + Makes You Want to Hug Her Even More [VIDEO]
This week on Amy Poehler's web series 'Ask Amy,' a young woman emailed about "pointless" videos on the internet and Amy gave a thought-provoking and poignant answer about the way we take in images around us.
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Kim Kardashian Says She Hardly Spends Time With Kanye West In Deposition
The Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries divorce / annulment fustercluck is raging on. Last time we checked in, Kris missed their settlement hearing because that stuff is super hard to keep track of.
Now news breaks of a deposition given by Kim, where she admits to being apart from boyfriend and baby daddy Kanye West more often than not.
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Aubrey Plaza Punted From MTV Movie Awards After Pulling a Kanye on Will Ferrell [VIDEO]
Things got a little weird last night (April 14) at the MTV Movie Awards, when 'Parks and Recreation' star Aubrey Plaza channeled her inner Kanye West on Will Ferrell.
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Halle Berry Is Pregnant
Start knitting those baby booties -- Halle Berry and and fiance Oliver Martinez are expecting.