Charlie Sheen Is Threatening to Blow People’s Heads Off Now
According to a report filed with the LAPD, our resident Vatican Assassin threatened to shoot a former âassociateâ with a Super 90 semi-automatic rifle. And, clearly, if youâre going to nickname yourself Assassin, the police are going to investigate these kinds of things.
Apparently, Sheen was upset with said Associate — he deserves a nickname too — and vented his frustration via text by sending this message to Associate No. 2:
Iâll blow his head off with my Super 90.
Someone in the Sheen camp — probably hoping to escape the same fate — explained away the incident to TMZ by saying, âThe accuser is a dishonorably discharged military person with multiple probation violations who is trying to shake [Charlie] down for money.â
The case is still in the early stages of investigation and the cops have yet to speak with Sheen, but here’s a little survival tip: Shaking down unstable celebrities with semi-automatic weaponry is always a bad idea.