Ever watched TV and thought to yourself "I'd pay to tell (insert celebrity name here) that they're @#$%#!!"  Well good news...now you can!

Thanks to a new company called Dail-A-Star now you can call and talk to your favorite C & D list celebrity. Like anything, it costs more to talk to some celebs than others.

But if you've ever been dying to ask Lindsey Lohan's parents "what is wrong with you people?"  Or maybe it's your dream to talk to a former Housewife of New Jersey.  And who wouldn't want a shot at Octomom!

It's all possible, just make sure you have your credit card handy!