Katy Perry’s Spinning Bra Is Actually Pretty Dangerous
We all know that aside from being known for shooting fireworks out of her bosom (you can tell us they’re shooting from your heart all you want Katy, they’re coming from your boobs), Katy Perry is also known for her wacky outfits. From whipped cream bras to carousel dresses, she’s done it all. But what’s causing the singer the most drama is her spinning bra.
The bra is in the form of movie reels, presumably to promote her film ‘Katy Perry: Part of Me,’ which… flopped… and the reels actually spin! Clever, but dangerous. ”I keep being told the insurers are worried I will injure my neck,” said Perry to The Sun. “I seriously doubt it could be lethal but they want a new bra designed that will not allow hair to be caught up.”
We don’t doubt it could be lethal. Remember that Cabbage Patch doll that called Snack Time Kids that “chews” food and drops it into the backpack on its back? Yea, a girl got her hair chomped by the doll all the way up to her scalp. We imagine the bra would have the same effect, Katy. Duh!
Even she confirmed its happened once before — with a different bra. ”My hair got caught in the wheels of my spinning peppermint bra and began to coil around and around,” she said. “I’m forced to just go with it so, by the end of the song, it looked quite like I was licking my own t–. What a girl does for her art.” Yea. Okay. LOL
On a side note, even though her movie didn’t do so hot, Katy Perry’s ‘Teenage Dream’ album saw an increase of 451% in sales due to the film.
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