Madonna is doing her best to stay relevant, and this time around, it's coming in the form of knocking Lady Gaga down a few pegs. You know, since that won't make her look old or bitter or angry at all.

During an Atlantic City performance, Madonna turned into a fifth-grade schoolgirl and dedicated the song 'Masterpiece' to Gaga, saying, "I love her. I love her. I do love her. Imitation is the highest form of flattery."

Nice humblebrag. And are we still talking about that 'Born This Way' vs. 'Express Yourself' thing?

And then Madonna took it one further, adding, "And one day, very soon, we’re gonna be on stage together. Just you wait.”

Way to sound like a creepy stalker lady, Madge. Next thing you know you'll be lording over Gaga with a sledgehammer and insisting you're her biggest fan.