A royal baby is on the way for Prince William and Kate Middleton, and who better to give them tips on pregnancy and childcare than 'Jersey Shore' star Snooki.

Trust her -- she's been a mom for four whole months to one baby who's still alive. Isn't that enough?

“Congrats to Will and Kate. I’m sure she will be an amazing mom,” Nicole Polizzi (that's the scientific name for a Snooki) told the Daily News. “It’s hard, but don’t stress out! Enjoy your pregnancy and be excited.”

And how should the royal couple deal with the relentless paparazzi after the birth? The world's newest celebrity baby guru had an answer for that too.

“Enjoy your time at home — or the castle, in her case — with the baby," Snooks advised. "Especially the first few months.”

"Oh, and start getting the tanning bed in the nursery ready," she didn't add. "The kid will need to cope with that dreary English weather somehow."