poodle

If there's anything cuter than a poodle, it's a poodle in a sweater. Come on, you can't tell us a Pokemon pug isn't totally adorable or a Santa puppy fails to pull on your animal-loving heartstrings. That being said, things are kept fairly tame on our end when it comes to dressing up our dogs, because we don't want to embarrass them too much.

In what is clearly the greatest and strangest commercial ever made, a poodle drives a half-car through a neon car wash manned by robots as Iron Maiden plays in the background. What’s the ad selling? Who cares!