My only child at this point in my life is a 4-year-old Pembroke Welsh Corgi named Monster. He's a beautiful dog, as you can see. He knows it, too. Most of the time, he avoids the camera like it's an STD. But we had a rare moment this weekend when he offered several faces that turned out to be pure gold -- and perfect subjects for memes. Be warned, some of these faces aren't as nice as the one up there.

And here we have it:

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I need some suggestions. Any ideas?