Chocolates. Flowers. Candlelight dinners. Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz. Those are all nice and perfectly acceptable Valentine's Day gifts, but what a snoozefest. In honor of this lover's holiday, we've decided to get imaginative and put together a list of non-traditional gifts we'd give our favorite pop stars like Justin Bieber, Rihanna, Taylor Swift and more.

Now, suspend disbelief regarding price and practicality of these gifts. If we could spare no expense, these are the items that we'd give to our pop darlings. We put a lot of thought into it and like our moms always told us regarding presents, it's the thought the counts. And boy did we put our thinking caps on.

We've considered the Biebs' propensity to be chased by the paparazzi, which threatens public safety, and RiRi's predilection for taking and posting topless pictures. We've also recognized Lady Gaga's complete adoration of her little monsters  when creating our shopping list, as well as Taylor Swift's serial dating habits and One Direction's penchant for terrible tattoos.

Not to pat ourselves on the back or anything, but we think we're pretty good gift givers. Start clicking through out our list of Valentine's Day presents below!