Amazon Alexa Has Jokes About the Dallas Cowboys

The crazy thing is that Alexa cracking jokes about the Cowboys doesn’t even make me angry. 

In fact, I don’t even get mad about much of anything when it comes to them anymore. The way I see it, every loss is a win this season. 

Think about it – there's no way on God’s green Earth they will make it to the playoffs, much less the Super Bowl. So, they might as well get themselves an awesome draft pick to go along with the new head coach everyone knows is coming after this season.

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That’s right, I said it. I have no problem with them tanking this season. To tell you the truth, I would much rather they do that than give us some false glimmer of hope only to let us down again. 

That said, Dem Boyz have a lot more losing to do to get the first pick in the 2025 NFL Draft. The team is currently sitting at Number 11 in the 2025 NFL draft order, according to Tankathon. 

I can’t believe I just admitted that. But then again, I’ve never felt this bad about the future of the football team I love so much.