Alexandra Capotorto in the business of writing pop culture-y stuff for two reasons: Britney Spears and Johnny Depp, one to befriend, the other to reproduce with. Figure that out yourselves. Her friends have dubbed her their official "Walking Encyclopedia of Celebrity Knowledge," which she thrives on and abuses to not-so-subconsciously inflate her own ego. Her only regret in life is not getting to E! before Giuliana Rancic and Chelsea Handler, because the latter essentially stole her identity - but they're cool now. Kind of. She's convinced that she could simultaneously win 'The Voice' and an Academy Award in a one year time period, given her fantastic shower-singing and ability to over-dramatize everything, but she'll settle for being a writer. Key word being "settle." She's sarcastic and witty, and takes nothing and no one seriously. She recites lines from movies mid-conversation much to the dismay of her "friends" - but at least she gives them someone to talk about afterward. Most importantly, she holds a B.A. in Print Journalism from Quinnipiac University, but only because her parents forced her to go. She would've preferred slumming it in Beverly Hills as Britney Spears' assistant/BFF.
Britney Spears’ Las Vegas Residency Deals Stuck on Whether or Not She’ll Sing Live
Britney Spears landing a Las Vegas residency deal is all we could have ever hoped for for our favorite star. Not only does it give us an excuse to go to Vegas -- as if we really needed a legit excuse -- but it would also provide us with the opportunity to see what could be an incredible show. But according to some people, the whopping $200 million deal BritBrit reportedly signed last week is being
Britney Spears ‘Gimme More (Femme Fatale Remix)’ Surfaces
What does it say about us that we're kind of happy Britney Spears can now focus solely on her new music (and upcoming release!!!) instead of planning a wedding?
‘American Idol’ Recap: I Love You, New York!
Welcome to the thousandth season of 'American Idol' everyone! Okay we kid, it's only the 12th season, but let's do some math: we're 25, show's been on 12 years = it started when we were just mere 13-year-olds arguing with our friends over who the hottest member of the Backstreet Boys was.
Tenna Torres Wins Over Judges With Flawless Rendition of ‘You’ve Got a Friend’ on ‘American Idol’
When we first heard about a supposed feud between 'American Idol' judges Mariah Carey and Nicki Minaj, we couldn't help but smile. Why? Because we knew it was going to make for great television, that's why!
Sarah Restuccio Wows the ‘American Idol’ Judges With Country and Rap Covers
Well this Jersey girl just warmed our hearts on Season 12 of 'American Idol.' Sarah Restuccio, the 17-year-old from Hammontown, N.J. is country strong, and was quick to note that her town in the Garden State was different than "those up north," and probably those south of her a la 'Jersey Shore...
Britney Spears Was the Last to Know About Split From Jason Trawick
While we're still reeling from the split between our girl Britney Spears and her former fiance Jason Trawick, new information has surfaced regarding the duo's decision to part ways.
Did Harry Styles Dump Taylor Swift Because She Wouldn’t Put Out?
Oh lawd have mercy. Taylor Swift and One Direction's Harry Styles broke up a hot minute ago, and already the web is flooded with reasons and rumors as to why the couple of just a few months have called it quits.
Who Was the Top Played Artist of 2012?
Katy Perry sure has a lot to be proud of in 2012! Not only has the singer had her hottest year in music since her debut, she was crowned 'Hottest Woman' by Men's Health Magazine and was recently named the victor of the most played artist on the radio last year!
Source Says Justin Bieber + Selena Gomez Are Off Again Following Huge Fight in Mexico
Well, for those hoping Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber would be in it for the long haul, sorry to crush your dreams.
Adam Levine to Make His ‘Saturday Night Live’ Hosting Debut in January
While we are kind of bummed the holiday celebrations are officially over (womp, womp), we now have a reason to continue celebrating the new year!
Watch Carly Rae Jepsen + Pitbull Perform 2013 ‘New Year’s Rockin’ Eve’
Okay, hear us out on this. It just makes sense that Carly Rae Jepsen, who had arguably the biggest song of 2012, would close out the year by singing her hit 'Call Me Maybe' on New Year's Rockin' Eve, right?!
Mariah Carey Performs New Year’s Eve in Australia, Brings Her Family Onstage
Mariah Carey and her fam spent the New Year in Australia (thanks to the start of her tour down under), and what better way to say hello to 2013 than to bring out your entire family during your concert!